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PLASTIC FITTINGS PLASTIC COMPRESSION PLASTIC FITTINGS FEMALEFEMALECONNECTORSCONNECTORS FEMALE ELBOWS Male vs. Female FEMALE ELBOWS NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, List Prices Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Tube x Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will Part # P N Female Pipe List Prices affectionately refer to each other Tube x 17-145 1/4 x 1/8 2.99 2.99 as Fat Bastard, BHC(Bald Headed Part # P N Female Pipe Champ), Butt Nugget and Freak. 17-146N 1/4 x 1/4 3.13 17-254 1/4 x 1/4 5.44 4.31 17-153 3/8 x 1/4 3.81 2.99 17-258 3/8 x 1/4 5.58 5.42 EATING OUT When the bill arrives, 17-154 3/8 x 3/8 3.95 3.95 17-259 3/8 x 3/8 6.35 6.35 Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each 17-155N 3/8 x 1/2 4.54 throw a $20, even thought it's only 17-262P 1/2 x 3/8 7.39 17-158 1/2 x 3/8 4.49 4.49 for $32.50. None of them will have 17-263 1/2 x 1/2 8.62 8.62 17-159P 1/2 x 1/2 4.85 anything smaller and none will actu- MALEMALE RUNRUN TEESTEES ally admit they want change back. MALE CONNECTORS MALE CONNECTORS When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 Tube x for a $2 item that she doesn't need, Part # C P N List Male Pipe but it's on sale. Part # Tube x Male Pipe P 17-176N 1/8 x 1/8 1.95 17-279P 3/8 x 1/4 6.32 BATHROOMS A man has 5 items 17-179 1/4 x 1/8 0.08 2.22 2.22 17-282P 1/2 x 1/2 9.07 in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shav- 17-180 1/4 x 1/4 2.45 2.10 ing cream, razor,a bar of soap and 17-181 1/4 x 3/8 2.54 2.54 MALE MALEBRANCHBRANCH TEESTEES a towel from the Marriott. The aver- 17-183 5/16 x 1/8 2.59 2.59 age number of items in the typical 17-184 5/16 x 1/4 2.68 2.68 woman's bathroom is 337. A man 17-187 3/8 x 1/8 2.90 2.90 would not be able to identify most of 17-188 3/8 x 1/4 2.95 2.53 these items. 17-189 3/8 x 3/8 3.31 3.31 17-190 3/8 x 1/2 4.04 3.46 ARGUMENTS A woman has the List Prices 17-193 1/2 x 1/4 5.17 5.17 last word in any argument. Anything Tube x Part # P N 17-194 1/2 x 3/8 4.04 2.99 a man says after that is the beginning Male Pipe 17-195 1/2 x 1/2 4.31 3.95 of a new argument. 17-291 1/4 x 1/8 4.67 4.67 17-292 1/4 x 1/4 5.76 5.76 FUTURE A woman worries about the MALEMALEELBOWSELBOWS 17-296 3/8 x 1/4 6.76 6.76 future until she gets a husband. A 17-297P 3/8 x 3/8 6.94 man never worries about the future 17-299P 1/2 x 3/8 8.89 until he gets a wife. List Prices SUCCESS A successful man is one Tube x who makes more money than his Part # P N wife can spend. A successful woman Male Pipe is one who can find such a man. 17-224 1/4 x 1/8 3.49 3.49 Never lose a chance of saying a 17-225 1/4 x 1/4 3.54 3.24 kind word. MARRIAGE (Too true to be consid- 17-226N 1/4 x 3/8 4.22 ered humorous) A woman marries a 17-229 5/16 x 1/4 3.16 3.99 man expecting he will change, but - William M Thackeray 17-233 3/8 x 1/4 4.45 3.81 he doesn't. A man marries a woman 17-234 3/8 x 3/8 4.63 4.63 expecting that she won't change and 17-237 1/2 x 3/8 5.35 5.35 she does. 17-238 1/2 x 1/2 5.40 5.40 IDLAND ETAL FG. CO. 144
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